This could be heaven; or this could be hell.
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
(via suchvodka)
curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

awwww-cute:

Why hello there!

awwww-cute:

Why hello there!

sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

Im so much happier since im breaking.

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

sailorp00n:

Lol bb

sailorp00n:

Lol bb

Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.
Wise words from my mom  (via kiddings)
feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

eschaton-disaster:

nerdad and well-behavedwoman